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  • ALLCAPS Early-January 2022 Updates! 20% OFF Moving Sale!

    HOLY SHIT 2021 is over already? I spent far too many nights crying myself to sleep to even begin to process this massive life changing event. Thi...
  • ALLCAPS Early-December 2021 Updates! WILDLIFE SWITCHES HAVE ARRIVED!

    HOOLEY DOOLEY they should just rename December to Deskmat Month. CAUSE IT'S DESKMAT MONTH around here!! What a time to be alive. Scroll to the end ...
  • ALLCAPS Late-October 2021 Updates! xPBT Poison LIVE!

    Oh boy, it's that loser ALLCAPS again with even more boring updates. HERE WE GO AGAIN. Let me say from the get go, I am sorry these are so long. Bu...
  • ALLCAPS Early-October 2021 Updates! Ciel60 & SA Polyclear!

    Well well, if it isn't yet another tiresome ALLCAPS update. Feel free to ignore / report for spam or if you're a loser like me, cry deeply. We have...
  • ALLCAPS Mid-Late September 2021 Updates!

    Batten down your hatches and set your neighbour’s house on fire: it’s another wild ALLCAPS monthly update.  Kinda missed the last one due to not re...
  • ALLCAPS Late August 2021 Update!

    Hi friends, Well, we did a thing and have now welcomed baby numero two into the world. So far, we’ve not managed to starve her but we are freaking ...
  • ALLCAPS Baby Number Two!

    My fellow keyboard enthusiasts, ALLCAPS is taking a little break for the next few days due to the impending arrival of our new daughter. She’ll be ...
  • ALLCAPS Late July Update! Restocks, Pre-Orders and & GB updates!

    Hi team, ALLCAPS. Much info. Read now. STORE UPDATES DiscordYou know, a place to burn me for being a loser with limited to no consequences. August...
  • ALL CAPS Mid May Updates! Everything finally arrived!

    Legends, Well it finally happened! Pretty much everything arrived on the same day! It’s taken a few days to process all this stock but it’s all up ...
  • Krytox Order Delayed

    So.... due to a customs delay we unfortunately need to delay the release of Krytox BDZ and 105 Oil as well as the 205g0 restock. Trust me, I hate d...
  • ALL CAPS Early May Updates! Still restocking & new products!

    Dearest customers, The store remains open! How? Nobody knows. Unfortunately, due to the worlds slowest shipping (legit some things have been in tra...
  • ALL CAPS Mid-April Updates! Restonks Galore!

    Legends, What a ride. I am completely humbled and shocked at each and every order that comes though, honestly. Hopefully you all had a nice Easter ...